Obnoxious, Trivial Garbage: Billboard Slams Zoella, Alfie & SDK

Zoella and Alfie Deyes looking excited. (Photo: YouTube)

Billboard sent columnist William Gruger to cover Playlist Live – and he’s definitely not a fan of Alfie, Zoella and SDK.

Zoella and Alfie are not going to like that.

Billboard Doesn’t like “Untalented” YouTubers

Billboard’s Streaming Charts and Social Manager goes on a rant, blasting the many YouTubers at Playlist Live for lacking talent.

He explains that they would never succeed in the traditional showbiz industry, or even pass the screening process from typical talent agents.

William Gruger's Billboard profile.

“Not original, not new, not talented, and not funny,” he says.

He yearns for the rose-tinted “good old days” when record firms apparently had to set stringent quality checks and standards – in comparison to the “post-Kardashian” YouTube, where he says “nonsensical, disorganized and trivial garbage” can become popular.

William Gruger at Playlist Live.

Not a Fan of Zoella & Alfie

He was so incensed by his experience, that he launched another jibe on Twitter – where he implored TheFineBros to get elders to react to Zoella and Alfie’s six-figure salaries for doing collab videos.

Zoella and Alfie make 6 figures.

Also Hates SDK & Selfies

He describes Settle Down Kids (SDK), an O2L-like group consisting of Joey Gatto, Josh Sobo, Jonah Green, Ryan Abe, Joe Santagato, the Buongiovannis, and Nolan Emme – as “obnoxious”.

The boys apparently talked over What’s Trending host Shira Lazar, and took annoying crowd selfies while introducing new acts.

He is also critical of all he selfie-taking that Lauren Elizabeth, Jennxpenn, and Tyler Oakley did. He describes all the on-stage selfie taking as “subtracting” from the acts and performances.

Gruger also talks to a mother on the mezzanine, who brands Playlist Live as “bad” and compares the lackluster gathering to her amazing experiences at a Pink Floyd concert – something he also agrees with.

He Loves Talented Musicians like Rebecca Black & Troye Sivan

We feel for Gruger, as it appears he was forced to cover Playlist Live against his will – mingling with screaming teens and forced to endure “performances” by YouTubers.

However, all is not lost – as he also praises music acts like Trevor Moran, Troye Sivan, Meghan Tonjes and Rebecca Black.

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